It's Made Of People

Last week (technically yesterday in 1999 but oh my god let’s not fall into some sort of time vortex where Jake Gyllenhaal takes my face on a train) Vince McMahon won the Royal Rumble and The Rock beat Man Kind in an “I Quit” match in what was obviously a set up, surely this will never come back to haunt any of them in any way whatsoever. That’s just not how the World Wrestling Federation works, they cover it in fake blood and eat turnbuckles (or something?). Read the rest of this entry »