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It’s Made of New Year

01 Jan

There’s so many terrible thing happened in the twenty aught years of our new millennium. But the thing that I regret most, by far, is the invention of those New Years Eve sunglasses where the zeros are the eyes. Why are people so incapable of letting that go? I think we can all agree that putting a hole in the middle of a one just doesn’t have the same effect.

new years

This whole part of the post was from my new standup special I’m workshopping. Yes? No?

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Christmas Special or Episode 33.5

18 Dec

Here it is folks. A short one. It’s Made of Christmas, People Special. Wait… I mean It’s Made of People, Christmas Special.

hugh

Imagine that line above is delivered by this guy. Adorable isn’t it?

 

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Episode 33: Brushes with Celebrité

01 Dec

Dateline 12/1/2013

IMOP Preps Two Salvos in One Month!

Cub reporter James Michori here with the scoop! It’s Made of People is planning a big blow-out Christmas extravaganza!

Imagine this newspaper spinning toward you. Funny right?

Imagine this newspaper spinning toward you. Funny right?

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Episode 32: The Crushening!

01 Nov

Good morrow Lords and Ladies! We stand today on the precipice of discovery! For ages we have found enjoyment only in the forms of bear baiting and bloodsport. But now, now we begin with a new auditory-based entertainment service straight from the minds of your local alchemists! That’s right, they took a break from developing the stone of life to hopefully distract you from those boils on your arm.

This is either the stone they seek or the medieval podcast listening device. Who knows.

This is either the stone they seek or the medieval podcast listening device. Who knows.

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Episode 31: Skinwalker is not like Skywalker

01 Oct

I know all you kids are excited about you adventures in the coming month. Have you figured out what you are dressing up as? Jacob and I have. But I’m not going to tell. It’s a secret.

 

Oh, I could never keep secrets from you… It’s these guys.Ultimate-warrior-Hulk-hogan

 

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Episode 30: Part 1: The Beginning!

01 Sep

Through the inky blackness of the night a strange noise is heard. Sort of a hoot hoot noise, one that strikes at the very core of you being. Subconsciously, you are reminded of ancient nights around the safety of the fire. There is movement somewhere off in the distance, and then tentacles! Read the rest of this entry »

 
 

Episode 29: The Continued Dream

01 Aug

Dearest listener,

After having returned from the front of…. some historical conflict or other. I dunno, I’m tired. Let’s just say it’s the Crimean War. Does that work?

THIS ONE, THIS WAR RIGHT HERE!!!

THIS ONE, THIS WAR RIGHT HERE!!!

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Episode 28: Patents Make for an Exciting Time

01 Jul

It’s an exciting time in general, since apparently we now live in a post racial, post-homophobic america! Those both however, apparently, have different meanings. So, hooray for the gays and apologies to people of color who might want to vote.

I think this is new national flag... I don't really understand politics.

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Episode 27: Pilot Season

01 Jun

The machinery that we use to bring you the podcast each month is becoming more and more complex. Right now, it’s somewhere between that scene from Modern Times where Charlie Chaplin get’s all ground up in the gears, and a holodeck from Star Trek. That simile makes sense, shut up.

If you don't know, now you know...

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Episode 26: A Financial New Hope

01 May

Dear Producers of Paranormal Challenge.

We, the creative staff of It’s Made of People, are super excited about the ridiculous premise of your show. As such we did this entire episode of a podcast, almost entirely, for you!

THIS SHOW! THIS ONE RIGHT HERE!

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