IMOP Preps Two Salvos in One Month!
Cub reporter James Michori here with the scoop! It’s Made of People is planning a big blow-out Christmas extravaganza!
Good morrow Lords and Ladies! We stand today on the precipice of discovery! For ages we have found enjoyment only in the forms of bear baiting and bloodsport. But now, now we begin with a new auditory-based entertainment service straight from the minds of your local alchemists! That’s right, they took a break from developing the stone of life to hopefully distract you from those boils on your arm.
Through the inky blackness of the night a strange noise is heard. Sort of a hoot hoot noise, one that strikes at the very core of you being. Subconsciously, you are reminded of ancient nights around the safety of the fire. There is movement somewhere off in the distance, and then tentacles! Read the rest of this entry »
After having returned from the front of…. some historical conflict or other. I dunno, I’m tired. Let’s just say it’s the Crimean War. Does that work?
It’s an exciting time in general, since apparently we now live in a post racial, post-homophobic america! Those both however, apparently, have different meanings. So, hooray for the gays and apologies to people of color who might want to vote.
The machinery that we use to bring you the podcast each month is becoming more and more complex. Right now, it’s somewhere between that scene from Modern Times where Charlie Chaplin get’s all ground up in the gears, and a holodeck from Star Trek. That simile makes sense, shut up.
The strangest thing happened this week. President Obama (I don’t know how) listened to a sneak peak of this months podcast and has decided to send your hosts into North Korea to negotiate a diplomatic solution. We figured, if Dennis Rodman could do it, then so could we.