There’s so many terrible thing happened in the twenty aught years of our new millennium. But the thing that I regret most, by far, is the invention of those New Years Eve sunglasses where the zeros are the eyes. Why are people so incapable of letting that go? I think we can all agree that putting a hole in the middle of a one just doesn’t have the same effect.
Good morrow Lords and Ladies! We stand today on the precipice of discovery! For ages we have found enjoyment only in the forms of bear baiting and bloodsport. But now, now we begin with a new auditory-based entertainment service straight from the minds of your local alchemists! That’s right, they took a break from developing the stone of life to hopefully distract you from those boils on your arm.
Through the inky blackness of the night a strange noise is heard. Sort of a hoot hoot noise, one that strikes at the very core of you being. Subconsciously, you are reminded of ancient nights around the safety of the fire. There is movement somewhere off in the distance, and then tentacles! Read the rest of this entry »
After having returned from the front of…. some historical conflict or other. I dunno, I’m tired. Let’s just say it’s the Crimean War. Does that work?
It’s an exciting time in general, since apparently we now live in a post racial, post-homophobic america! Those both however, apparently, have different meanings. So, hooray for the gays and apologies to people of color who might want to vote.
The machinery that we use to bring you the podcast each month is becoming more and more complex. Right now, it’s somewhere between that scene from Modern Times where Charlie Chaplin get’s all ground up in the gears, and a holodeck from Star Trek. That simile makes sense, shut up.